Friday, October 15, 2010

Toyota Corolla Altis 1.6 Auto


So... I am back on the tiny island of Singapore. With 6 million people squeezed into a total land area of about 700 square kilometres, one can expect public transportation to be jam-packed at any time of the day. Yes... Singapore has an extensive and efficient network of public transport, but would you want to spend one hour rocking away on a fully-packed 60kmh bus smelling other people's armpits when the same journey by car would take only 10 minutes?

I actually went to have a look at the latest 2011 Toyota Corolla Altis 1.6... but it costs a whopping SGD83,000. That's RIDICULOUS!

So I got a used NOV06 Toyota Corolla Altis 1.6 Auto instead, for half the price of a new Altis! It's in immaculate condition. I'm lucky I got a used car whose previous owner took really really good care of it. What a steal! And besides, I love this car, after having driven one before leaving Singapore three years ago. This one is exactly the same as the one I had... same model... same engine... same colour even, except for minor updates in interior fittings. OK... it's a very "ah pek" car... but what the hell... I like it!


I mentioned in my VW Golf post on 19Sep10 that Japanese car engine bays look very messy compared to European makes. Here... this is what I meant... wires and pipes sticking out and running all over the place...


This is a photo (taken just a few days after delivery) of the very car I used to drive 3 years ago... try to spot the differences!! (BTW... if you're wondering, no I do not stay in the nice house in the background... )

Happy driving!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

M-V8327


I thought I had better take a photo of the car I was driving before leaving Munich. Here it is... a Volkswagen Golf 1.6 TDI. Extremely fuel efficient car. The trip computer indicated a whopping 900km on a full tank of diesel.


Not a very interesting interior though... but very well-built, as are all German makes.


(Don't ask how I took this photo.)
Even though the Golf is a teeny-weeny car, it is extremely stable, and it was not a problem at all on the speed-limitless Autobahns in Germany. I have only dared to get this thing to 190kmh. As you can see, the tachometer was still miles away from the red line, so there was still a lot of room for this thing to go faster. Oh yes, as an indication of how fuel efficient it was, the engine revved at only 1500rpm at 80kmh.


I love how the engine bays look on European (especially German) vehicles. Always with this huge engine cover that makes the engine bay look very very tidy. Those of you who build car model kits (with engine details) will know what I mean. A pleasure to look at them. Very unlike the mess on Japanese cars.

With this, I bid farewell to Munich, bringing along with me fond memories that I will cherish many many years down the road. It had been a tremendous task setting up the station, training new staff, handling the Volcano Crisis, amongst many many other things. It's been an unforgetable experience. Auf wiedersehen!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Taxis in München

Many people have the impression that all taxis in Germany are Mercedes-Benzes. Well... they are indeed the most common... but not all taxis bear the three-pointed star. Let's have a look at what you can expect to get in Munich.


Very high chance you will hop into an E-class as it is the most common. There are W210, W211 and the latest ugly-looking W212 models (pictured above) plying the roads. The over-engineered W124s (my favourite) are quite rare now, and the W123s practically non-existent.


A Mercedes-Benz W163 M-class.


And if you are lucky, you can find yourself sitting in the Mercedes-Benz S-class! Pictured above is the latest W221 long-wheelbase model. There are also the older W220 models being used as cabs.



Perhaps a visit to Munich wouldn't be complete without a ride in a car manufactured in Munich itself. The Bavaria Motor Works 7-series!


The Volkswagen Phaeton




Some other random and unexciting models...


And if it is your unlucky day, here's a miserable looking Dacia Logan! Look at all the Mercedes-Benzes surrounding it!


And finally... ho ho ho... no, your eyes are not deceiving you. A Porsche Cayenne taxi!!! THIS is the thing to jump into if you're in a hurry!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Peeping Toms


Who's the highest of them all?

Friday, August 13, 2010

Ford Fiesta 1.25L


So this is it... the car that I have been driving for the past six months... a Ford Fiesta 1.25L manual. Very nimble and functional little car, but unfortunately I never got to drive it in water like what Clarkson did with the Royal Marines. Nonetheless, still a pleasure driving this piece of junk.

In case you're wondering, I had to the floor the accelerator between work and home everyday on the Autobahn... and it goes only as fast as 160km/h max.

If you miss my shoot-while-driving stunts, here's another one done with my right foot stuck to the floor... (kids, do not do this when you are driving your dad's car)

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

What's behind my apartment?


That's right... a damned piling machine... right behind my apartment. What a &^%$#^%$&^% peaceful day I had on my off day at home...

Monday, August 9, 2010

Aircraft spotters at MUC


Some people call us weirdos... some call us crazy nuts... some even think we're an entirely different species... and most don't understand why we spend three-quarters of our lives caressing our step ladders in the hot stinking sun by the runway fence far from human civilisation armed with heavy humongous SLRs weighing a ton each. Well... just call us plane spotters. Not plain spotters, but PLANE spotters.

Yes, if you've ever had a chance to spend 5 minutes observing us, you'll notice that we hardly talk to each other. We just stand there, gazing into the blue open skies, gazing into the distant, or glance at our watches, all in the hope of something unusual and rare appearing in front of our eyes. When when a rare "bird" does appear, we climb onto our ladders in unison, and if it's your lucky day, you will hear a burst of camera shutters firing away, just like what you and your colleagues would do with automatic rifles if you had a chance to kill your boss. And immediately after that, you will see us bow our heads (just like how you would as a sign of respect after killing your boss) and stare intently on the LCD screens on our cameras while we scrutinise each and every one of our shots.

That's us... we're plainly plane spotters.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Mercedes-Benz SL Night Edition



The Mercedes-Benz SL Night Edition. Finished in a [fill in your own adjective here] semi-gloss black (or if you are the pessimistic sort, semi-MATT black). Designed especially for those with a phobia of the sun and can only live at night. With this Night Edition, you can go driving about both day and night.

Yes... you are right... I'm driving the miserable Ford Fiesta parked next to the Mercedes Night-All-Day...

... and nope, I did not bang my door on the Night-All-Day...

Friday, July 23, 2010

Nightmare


Every Station Manager's nightmare...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

How to park your SL


So this is how you should park your Mercedes-Benz SL...

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Sights of Penang

So today, because the weather couldn't have been worse, I decided to head out to the heritage area to capture some proof that Penang is the land where time stands still (yes, assuming it ONLY stands still and doesn't reverse).


For those of you who love the street hawker food in Penang, spare a moment to think about how they wash their dishes.


Step 1: God creates chickens
Step 2: Chickens create eggs
Step 3: Eggs delivered to man on a tricycle/rickshaw/whatever-you-call-it
Step 4: Man eats eggs


Modern-day houses in modern-day Penang.


If you're into a healthy lifestyle, there are many nice gyms around in Penang.


Ladies, live in style. Take a trishaw and go to a perm parlour to have your hair nicely done up.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

EYCL meal SQ192/28OCT09


Inflight meal in Economy Class on SQ192/28OCT09 (SIN-PEN).

So you may ask... what are the perks of a short 60-minute flight?
1. Just a bloody sandwich and pre-packed orange-coloured syrup to shut you up and in order to fulfill the basics of being a full-service carrier.
2. They don't even bother to turn on the inflight entertainment system (even if it's an AVOD aircraft), and hence you won't get those flimsy plastic pull-your-hair headsets and you can't watch any movies.
3. You spend more time in the cab travelling to the airport, checking in, and then waiting for the flight than the actual flying time.
4. You don't have time to go mess up the lavatory and take away all their toothbrushes, toothpastes and sanitary pads.
5. You don't have time to recline your seat-backs to irritate the hell out of the person behind you.

So now do you see why I love it so much?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Olive-backed Sunbird




Male Olive-backed Sunbird (Nectarina jugularis)

Chickens by the road


Photographed while driving (how skilful) home from the airport. Dedicated to the next generation who may never ever get to see a real chicken...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Barber


People say, Penang is just like Singapore in the 50's or 60's. Indeed!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

What the... ?


I was by the runway waiting to photograph aeroplanes and was getting SEEEriously bored (because traffic at PEN is sooooooooo blardy boring). Then all of a sudden, this thing pulled up beside my car and started ringing its bell. Cling cling cling cling...

And no, I did not buy anything...

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Black-naped Oriole


Black-naped Oriole (Oriolus chinensis)

Photographed from the window of my apartment in Penang. This particular bird (named Bart by my wife) would visit me and peck at my window for at least 5 minutes everyday!

Oh and yes... it gets a bit worrying when the wife starts giving names to bird visitors and starts talking to them...

Monday, September 21, 2009

Lizard catcher


Yes, that's right. I am so bored in my Penang home that I have started catching lizards alive. And I'm getting pretty darn good at it. This is a close-up shot of my thumb and index finger holding on to a live baby lizard.

And if you're wondering, yes, I felt like eating it. But I didn't. I simply threw it out of the window... and I'm wondering if it managed to find its way back to home sweet home. Sorry mate... hope the landing wasn't too hard.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

JCL meal on SQ192/15SEP09


So this is what you get on the short 60min flight from SIN to PEN on SQ192 in Business Class. What crap. It's just an EYCL meal presented nicely. And it tasted disgusting.

Friday, September 11, 2009

SQ191/11SEP09

Climbing to 3,000ft on a right turn after departure from PEN runway 04 on the IKILO1C SID. I was seated at 16K on board 9V-SRI operating SQ191 flying PEN-SIN.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

JCL meal SQ192/01SEP09


Breakfast in Business Class on SQ192/01SEP09 (SIN-PEN)

You need culinary counselling if you find this appetizing. Can't they do better than this?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

JCL meal MI357/27AUG09


Dinner in Business Class on MI357/27AUG09 (PEN-SIN).

This was my first flight on SilkAir. I can't imagine myself saying this, but I am going to: The food was actually pretty good, and much more appetising than that served on the parent airline!

The French toast was actually warm and fresh. Chicken was tender, and vegetables were fresh and tasty. The cauliflower was actually crispy, unlike the soft unfresh ones on the parent airline. Nice touch made for the butter, and the apply crumble dessert was fantastic!

Don't get me started about why I was flying SilkAir... I'm not entirely happy about it. Not only did I not get to fly on the new long-haul PCL and JCL on the A380, A330 or B773ER, I now have to fly on MI??!!!??!! (&*^&%$$%$#^$%&^%&*(*&^$%#^%#^%$&*^%(*&)*^&%$%^#&%$

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Proton Perdana Limousine

The national car manufacturer of Malaysia, Proton, has not just succeeded in making four-wheeled metallic junks such as the Proton Saga and Proton Waja, but has also disgracefully attempted to produce a stretch of their most upmarket model - the Proton Perdana Limousine.

Here's one rotten example seen in the carpark of Penang Airport during lunch today.




No thanks. I think I'd feel more stately on a BMX bicycle.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

JCL meal SQ192/30JUN09


Breakfast in Business Class on SQ192/30JUN09 (SIN-PEN).

What's the difference between this and an Economy Class tray meal?

Saturday, June 20, 2009

JCL meal on SQ191/20JUN09


Brunch in Business Class on SQ191/20JUN09 (PEN-SIN).

Weird-tasting fish pasta. Weird-looking pink strawberry-but-tasted-like-chocolate dessert. Weird-combination of colourful ingredients for the salad appetiser that wasn't appetising at all.

The only thing I finished completely was the glass of water... that's right... I didn't even bother to ask for a glass of apple juice because I knew they only had some low-grade made-of-sugar-but-taste-like-apple liquid.